Ghosts taking advantage of a poor innocent dog?
NAH!!!
It’s just a dog freshly washed and a hand quickly moving away to take a picture.
Got-ya!
Weird
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May 21, 2009
October 29, 2008
Can’t decide which costume to wear for Halloween.
A Ghost
Pink Pup Super Hero
Snake Wrestler
Agent P from Men in Black
Happy Halloween
September 25, 2008
Learn to Speak Chinese
READ OUT LOUD
(English Phrase) (Chinese Phrase)
Are you hiding a fugitive? Hu Yu Hai Ding?
See me A.S.A.P. Kum Hia Nao
Stupid Man Dum Gai
Small Horse Tai Ni Po Ni
Did you go to the beach? Wai Yu So Tan?
I bumped into a coffee table Ai Bang Mai Ni
It’s very dark in here Wai So Dim
This is a tow away zone No Pah King
You are not very bright Yu So Dum
I got this for free Ai No Pei
I am not guilty! Wai Hang Mi?
Please stay a while longer Wai Go Nao?
They have arrived Hai Dei Kum.
Stay out of sight Lei Lo
He’s cleaning his automobile Wa Sing Ka.
Your body odor is offensive Yu Stin Ki
I thought you were on a diet? Wai Yu Mun Ching?
Our meeting is next week Wai Yu Kum Nao
Staying out of sight Lei Ying Lo
Thanks big Sis.
November 30, 2007
Some times you hear the weirdest things. Today I heard that when you exit off the plane in Scotland the first sign you would have seen was… Welcome to the Small Country of Scotland.
Scotland got tired of this sign and spend 1/2 million dollars to come up with a better slogan for their visitors. After much deliberation they came up with… Welcome to Scotland.
Gee, if only I had been given the sign slogan job.
November 16, 2007
Many years ago in Scotland, a new game was invented. It was ruled “Gentlemen Only…Ladies Forbidden”…and thus, the word GOLF entered into the English language.
Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better.
Coca-Cola was originally green.
The State with the highest percentage of people who walk to work:
Alaska
The average number of people airborne over the U.S. in any given hour:
61,000
Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.
Only two people signed the Declaration of Independence on July 4, John Hancock and Charles Thomson. Most of the rest signed on August 2, but the last signature wasn’t added until 5 years later.
Most boat owners name their boats. What is the most popular boat name requested?
Obsession
If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you would find the letter “A”?
One thousand
What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and laser printers have in common?
All were invented by women.
What is the only food that doesn’t spoil?
Honey
In English pubs, ale is ordered by pints and quarts… So in old England, when customers got unruly, the bartender would yell at them “Mind your pints and quarts, and settle down.”
It’s where we get the phrase “mind your P’s and Q’s”
I love this stuff
October 24, 2007
The Gray squirrel was introduced in 1876 in England. These little squirrels have multiplied well beyond what was expected and also have been causing damage to trees. It seems these little ones like to strip the bark off trees. The government is debating over trapping and sterilizing these squirrels in order to control the population that has grown to the millions.
One Hotel owner has come up with a solution, and it is literally selling like hot cakes…
Squirrel pancakes. Hum, this Hotel owner says he would like to be the supplier for the world on gray squirrels. That way everyone has an opportunity to try these little tasty treats.
PETA would have a field day over this one…
October 3, 2007
In 1998, Sony accidently sold 700,000 camcorders that had the technology to see through people’s clothes.
September 26, 2007
Weird News
” Teenage boy has somehow survived a two-hour flight clinging to the wing of a Boeing 737.
The 15-year-old, named Andrei, clambered into a wing’s wheel well after running away from his Siberian home.
He was only discovered when the plane landed in Moscow – and is now being treated in hospital for severe frostbite.
Investigators are amazed that Andrei survived the journey in temperatures as low as minus-50 degrees Celsius – and speeds of up to 900kmh.
At the end of the 1,300km journey, rescuers at Vnukova airport were initially unable to take off his coat and shoes because his arms and legs were so badly frozen.
It was suggested that he ran away from home after an argument with his parents, first to see his grandmother in a neighbouring village.
He then hitched a 220km lift to Perm, where he was let out at the airport and somehow got onto the plane wing.”
Brrrrrrrr.
September 5, 2007
To all coffee drinkers out there that needs that extra eye opener.
Apples are more efficient than caffeine in keeping people awake in the mornings!
A ‘jiffy’ is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.
Now I wouldn’t sound so goody two shoe when I say I’ll be back in a jiffy
I have always wondered about this…
According to Genesis 1:20-22 the chicken came before the egg.
Now when you are at a party and there is a bowl of nuts and you have not idea what to say to the person next to you…
Brazil got its name from the nut, not the other way around.
From the age of thirty, humans gradually begin to shrink in size.
I just knew I was shrinking.
Months that begin on a Sunday will always have a “Friday the 13th.”
To Lalapunci…
Of the six men who made up the Three Stooges, three of them were real brothers (Moe, Curly and Shemp.)
Polar bear fur is not white, it’s clear.
Wow, clear hair
Susan Lucci is the daughter of Phyllis Diller.
No joke, who would of ever guess this one
The name Wendy was made up for the book “Peter Pan.”
