Laws I just wonder who comes up with them. 

The following are or were actual laws, some are not enforced anymore.   


  • It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.


  • Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship.
  • It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.


( Bush State, yeah figures )

        Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner.

        If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.

        Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal


  • Prohibits shooting rabbits from a motorboat.


  • It is illegal to rob a bank and then shoot at the bank teller with a water pistol.

New York

  • It is against the law to throw a ball at someone’s head for fun.
  • A license must be purchased before hanging clothes on a clothesline.
  • The penalty for jumping off a building is death.

North Dakota

  • It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep with your shoes on.


  • It is illegal to fish for whales on Sunday.
  • It is illegal to get a fish drunk.

Texas   ( Bush State, yeah figures )

        It is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel

        It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing

  • The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making beer at home.


  • You must manually flush all urinals in a building.