I heard this story on the morning news.
Astronaut became an Astro-Nut.
Astronaut accused of trying to kidnap a romantic rival for a space shuttle pilot’s affections was charged with attempted first-degree murder Tuesday and jailed on $25,000 bail.
This Astronaut Nowak is a mother of three who flew to the international space station last July aboard space shuttle Discovery. She has a bad case of obsession over a fellow astronaut Mr. Oefelein.  Apparently they trained together, Nowak told police that her relationship with Oefelein was “more than a working relationship but less than a romantic relationship,”
What does that mean?  Is she taking the 5th?
Police said Nowak drove 900 miles, donned a disguise and was armed with a BB gun and pepper spray when she confronted a woman she believed was a competitor for the affections of Navy Cmdr. William Oefelein, an unmarried fellow astronaut.
Here comes the triangle part.  Nowak believed the Oefelein was having a relationship with a lady whose last name is Shipman.  She thought Nowak and Shipman were going to rendezvous in Orlando.
Nowak raced from Houston to Orlando wearing diapers in the car so she wouldn’t have to stop to go to the bathroom, authorities said.
Ok what is that about? I wonder if she borrowed a pair from NASA or went to the Drug store and bought a pack?

You are going to drive 900 miles and pee and pooh in your pants because you do not want to stop.  Well that is just Nuts.  I think while she was on the space station last July, she must have caught a space virus that invaded the common sense part of the brain.  On a long trip like that you have to stop and stretch your legs, eat something, get gas.  So what is the point of wearing a diaper?
Do you think that it is weird that I should harp on about a diaper clad healthy bladder woman, verses an obsessed astronaut ready to get rid of her love interest girlfriend?  She’s got it bad.

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