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Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.

Q: What is the Fibula?
A: A small lie.

Q: What does *varicose- mean?
A: Nearby

Q: What does the word *benign- mean?
A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.

Q: How is dew formed?
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.