Weird


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Ghosts taking advantage of a poor innocent dog?

NAH!!!

It’s just a dog freshly washed and a hand quickly moving away to take a picture.
Got-ya!

Can’t decide which costume to wear for Halloween.

A Ghost

Pink Pup Super Hero

Snake Wrestler

Agent P from Men in Black

Happy Halloween

Learn to Speak Chinese

READ OUT LOUD

(English Phrase)                                  (Chinese Phrase)

Are you hiding a fugitive?                  Hu Yu Hai Ding?
See me A.S.A.P.                                  Kum Hia Nao
Stupid Man                                        Dum Gai
Small Horse                                      Tai Ni Po Ni
Did you go to the beach?                  Wai Yu So Tan?
I bumped into a coffee table            Ai Bang Mai Ni
It’s very dark in here                        Wai So Dim
This is a tow away zone                   No Pah King
You are not very bright                    Yu So Dum
I got this for free                             Ai No Pei
I am not guilty!                                Wai Hang Mi?
Please stay a while longer                Wai Go Nao?
They have arrived                            Hai Dei Kum.
Stay out of sight                             Lei Lo
He’s cleaning his automobile         Wa Sing Ka.
Your body odor is offensive           Yu Stin Ki
I thought you were on a diet?         Wai Yu Mun Ching?
Our meeting is next week              Wai Yu Kum Nao
Staying out of sight                       Lei Ying Lo

Thanks big Sis.

Some times you hear the weirdest things.                                                            Today I heard that when you exit off the plane in Scotland the first sign you would have seen was…                                                                                                       Welcome to the Small Country of Scotland.         
Scotland got tired of this sign and spend 1/2 million dollars to come up with a better slogan for their visitors.  After much deliberation they came up with…                                                                                                                                     Welcome to Scotland.

Gee, if only I had been given the sign slogan job.


Many years ago in Scotland, a new game was invented. It was ruled “Gentlemen Only…Ladies Forbidden”…and thus, the word GOLF entered into the English language.

Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better.

Coca-Cola was originally green.

The State with the highest percentage of people who walk to work:
Alaska

The average number of people airborne over the U.S. in any given hour:
61,000

Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.

Only two people signed the Declaration of Independence on July 4, John Hancock and Charles Thomson. Most of the rest signed on August 2, but the last signature wasn’t added until 5 years later.

Most boat owners name their boats. What is the most popular boat name requested?
Obsession

If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you would find the letter “A”?
One thousand

What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and laser printers have in common?
All were invented by women.

What is the only food that doesn’t spoil?
Honey

In English pubs, ale is ordered by pints and quarts… So in old England, when customers got unruly, the bartender would yell at them “Mind your pints and quarts, and settle down.”
It’s where we get the phrase “mind your P’s and Q’s”

I love this stuff

The Gray squirrel was introduced in 1876 in England. These little squirrels have multiplied well beyond what was expected and also have been causing damage to trees. It seems these little ones like to strip the bark off trees. The government is debating over trapping and sterilizing these squirrels in order to control the population that has grown to the millions.
One Hotel owner has come up with a solution, and it is literally selling like hot cakes…
Squirrel pancakes. Hum, this Hotel owner says he would like to be the supplier for the world on gray squirrels. That way everyone has an opportunity to try these little tasty treats.

PETA would have a field day over this one…

Happy Friday..

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